Monday, September 25, 2006

Maybe she's born with it!

Greetings Earthlings,

in response to a 'Ws-Pighead's' tag on my tagboard about being depressed over something, I've decided its time to pull out some pics to share. We all know beautiful pics can lift the soul and bring cheer to a lifeless person. And what pics are more beautiful than pics of me? So here we go.

I have to remind u guys here that I'm part of a twin. Yes, I'm the younger of the two but that does not justify the remark that my eldest sister made about me being the 'buy-one-get-one- free' gift. Its no wonder I grew up odd.

Younger or not, my angelic character was obvious from the start. You can see how I glowed with a certain 'light' as I was cradled in my mum's arm. By the way.. I made her look pretty in the picture. And yes, even though I was the fatter of the two babies, I disagree with my class's remarks that it made my mum have Popeye arms. Humph. How rude.

Anyways, as I said I was born the fatter of the two but after my mum sent me to see a doc and he coerced her to give me less than 4 fried chicken wings a day. I lost some of my mass.. but my face remained round. My twin and I, we grew up.. and I started to display leadership qualities. (My sis calls it being a control freak.. but again i beg to differ) Watch as I confidently lead her on to safer pastures. I must say she had nicer shoes though. Oh, and my mum made those dresses. I think they made us look like martians. But don't tell her I said that.

Those days I ate well and played well and gradually grew into the beautiful flower I was meant to be. I happened to be taller than my sis and used to gloat about it all the time. I have to remind u guys here that I was 11 mins younger so it wasn't so easy to overtake her.

However, after some years she managed to overtake me in terms of height. I greatly suspect that she woke up earlier each morning just to knock my head and make me lag behind in terms of gaining height. Sadly, she overtook me during upper primary and is now always 4 cm taller than I am. One day I will go to china and do something about this.

Not only did I lose out in terms of height, I started growing 'bunny' teeth. I blame my dad for this. He had bunny teeth too but he pulled his out. Now his teeth are FAKE! HAHAHAHA. Anways, here's a pic of my toothy smile.. i'm not afraid to show it off. (I'm still beautiful) I was proud that I could slide a toothpick through that gap. How many ppl can do that man?

Amazingly, even at that young age I displayed enormous intelligence and engineering aptitude. Look at that structure I've created. I shouldn't mention this but look at my sis pretending to build something. HAHAHAHAH! (Don't kill me Lisa, take it all in stride. Look at where u are now - then look at what I'm doing for a living. Some sympathy here pls.)

That's all for this post.
Adios all.

Monday, September 25, 2006

Maybe she's born with it!

Greetings Earthlings,

in response to a 'Ws-Pighead's' tag on my tagboard about being depressed over something, I've decided its time to pull out some pics to share. We all know beautiful pics can lift the soul and bring cheer to a lifeless person. And what pics are more beautiful than pics of me? So here we go.

I have to remind u guys here that I'm part of a twin. Yes, I'm the younger of the two but that does not justify the remark that my eldest sister made about me being the 'buy-one-get-one- free' gift. Its no wonder I grew up odd.

Younger or not, my angelic character was obvious from the start. You can see how I glowed with a certain 'light' as I was cradled in my mum's arm. By the way.. I made her look pretty in the picture. And yes, even though I was the fatter of the two babies, I disagree with my class's remarks that it made my mum have Popeye arms. Humph. How rude.

Anyways, as I said I was born the fatter of the two but after my mum sent me to see a doc and he coerced her to give me less than 4 fried chicken wings a day. I lost some of my mass.. but my face remained round. My twin and I, we grew up.. and I started to display leadership qualities. (My sis calls it being a control freak.. but again i beg to differ) Watch as I confidently lead her on to safer pastures. I must say she had nicer shoes though. Oh, and my mum made those dresses. I think they made us look like martians. But don't tell her I said that.

Those days I ate well and played well and gradually grew into the beautiful flower I was meant to be. I happened to be taller than my sis and used to gloat about it all the time. I have to remind u guys here that I was 11 mins younger so it wasn't so easy to overtake her.

However, after some years she managed to overtake me in terms of height. I greatly suspect that she woke up earlier each morning just to knock my head and make me lag behind in terms of gaining height. Sadly, she overtook me during upper primary and is now always 4 cm taller than I am. One day I will go to china and do something about this.

Not only did I lose out in terms of height, I started growing 'bunny' teeth. I blame my dad for this. He had bunny teeth too but he pulled his out. Now his teeth are FAKE! HAHAHAHA. Anways, here's a pic of my toothy smile.. i'm not afraid to show it off. (I'm still beautiful) I was proud that I could slide a toothpick through that gap. How many ppl can do that man?

Amazingly, even at that young age I displayed enormous intelligence and engineering aptitude. Look at that structure I've created. I shouldn't mention this but look at my sis pretending to build something. HAHAHAHAH! (Don't kill me Lisa, take it all in stride. Look at where u are now - then look at what I'm doing for a living. Some sympathy here pls.)

That's all for this post.
Adios all.

¶ 5:52 AM